favorite puns

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.

If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.

The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.

Why was the ink drop sad? Because her dad was in the pen and she didn't know how long the sentence would be!