favorite puns

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.

If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.

The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.

Why was the ink drop sad? Because her dad was in the pen and she didn't know how long the sentence would be!

Carmel High School of Indiana won an award for being one of the best two yearbooks in Indiana for its 2007-2008 yearbook. It received the Hosier Award, for large high schools, the highest honor in the state for publications. Also, several of their journalists won individual awards.




In 1995, San Fernando High School yearbook staff had to recreate their whole yearbook because their discs were stolen. The discs were stooen 12 days before 300-pages were due to be sent in to the publishers.




At Buena park Junior High in 1991, the yearbook advisor was suspended. District officials claim that the advisor inserted Biblical references into the yearbook, without permission.




The 1995 Santa Monica High School yearbook was received with welcome arms. That year, there were no refrences to drugs, alcohol, race, or any other inapprotiate material.

pics with books or yearbooks

so peaceful looking

tons of books

back before electricity

funky cool books from Egypt

who told him this was working for him?!